Cold space destiny waits
Look in the mirror as we dry our face
Old people too lie in wait
They know it's coming soon to equate
Politician wastes our fate
While we sit around and masturbate
We could save ourselves just as much
Instead we be lookin at Kardashian butts
Came way back in 1859
And burned burned burned the telegraph lines
Old man Carrington he saw it before
They telling us it's coming back for more
Talked to my neighbor the other day
He asked me why the lights have gone away
I said they won't be back just as a tease
Then I had him for dinner, he never did leave
Got my trusty AR my new best friend
Don't need no juice it just keeps goin'
Can't say as much for my new smart phone
Brother pretty soon it'll all be gone
The big giant head warned again today
What do we do? We play and play and play
I swear what I'm sayin's gonna come too pass
If you think I'm foolin' you can kiss my ass